its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
This is definitely a portal to another world
Oh faery pools *wistful sigh*
i will never not reblog this picture, just let that be known. i feel more at home looking at it than not.
I love this
So, I may have accidentally invented a boyfriend
Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.
I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks
what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore
New Photos: Robin Tunney and her fiancé Nicky out and about in Beverly Hills - April 14, 2014
Lisbian (n) : A woman who feels strong attraction to the undeniably gorgeous Teresa Lisbon, despite her former sexuality.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
- person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
- me: nope
- person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
- me: i'm not
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’